Untitled by Nick Hyde (1970). From the book Visions (1975, published by Pomegranate).
Kiwi on a treadmill.
I have become very obsessed with keeping my nails long and beautiful but not healthy because that shits expensive, I keep accidentally grating them off while making cheese on toast
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’